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Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby? Takes place during New Moon right as Edward leaves Bella in the woods. AU: Bella is curious and oblivious, Tanya is smitten and worried, throw in a dash of confusion and adventure, and you have an epic journey and strange love story. She faces life head on and has a new confidence she never knew she had. Neville500 years ago, Percy Jackson was accused of aiding Gaea in the Second Titan War.His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. crazy is what you are *leaves to find a bucket of cold water to dump on my head*Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. One day she gets a world shattering call about Templar influence in the Magic Dimensions. However, little does she know she will encounter a little boy that will change her life...Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe? My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. Here's one of my Sniper Rifles and a Machine Gun have fun and come get me if you need ammo or a flame thrower Me: Whoop!!! Hagrid wins a dragon egg..what is inside is no dragon. Rescuing and raising an abused child is just the thing she needs to avoid her start of darkness... [Sui-Feng is called Soi-Fon out of habit.]Set in SDMI universe. meanwhile Jasper escapes from Lapis and seeks revenge by sending more bigger,stronger and smarter robots towards earth."If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.29. (Mine will be the only one without lipstick on it.)if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile:there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Salinger (i sure don't)Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. Then said "I can do better." Then he made Eve.(This is SO me! Alv:...* gets shot by some random guy*Me: I tried to tell ya Two serial killers are hunting you down. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside..ends up with a most unusual familiar. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. Three years after they distroy Nibiru Mystery Incorporated get killed ... Maybe Pearl's love for Garnet has to wait or it will put her crush in real danger. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Now he's stuck in a battle royale with a prize he's not even interested in! Harry with minor harem While in possession of the Phoenix Gate, the Weird Sisters turned Macbeth and Demona into James and Lily Potter. Artemis's hopes of settling down with her new family after completing the bond with Jasper and getting ready for the birth of her baby girl is thrown out of the window when Ron and Dumbledore make their move. This has a badass Super-Percy who is more war like but actually has to train to get to the level I'm going to have him at."Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan? Collab with Speed Gamer DTSA Sirius Secret Response: When Harry thinks he's all ready to go back to Hogwarts, Sirius drops a bombshell that changes EVERYTHING! But then things get even crazier when a vampire named Kate comes across her and realizes B is her mate. The titans now have their own houses to live in now that they're adults. Gina isn't a witch, but the missing twin of Rias Gremory, the next head of the Gremory clan. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Eclipse: That's why i'm bored5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. Eclair: Gun practice or punching perverts lights out... Mana: *shrugs* both i suppose If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Just one problem..one told Harry about the aliens and their insane caretaker! A tournament is being held welcoming the newest Frontier Brain. Will those that betrayed him be ready for what's coming? First Fic What if Gabe found out about Percy's powers when he was a kid and reacted...violently, what if Poseidon was stopped from saving him, and what if someone else, stepped in instead. And so, she takes him under her wing, determined to raise, love and protect him. [No PP, series of one-shots all complete in themselves, summary changed]Naruto's Third Exam is coming up, and he's falling to his death in a crevice! What would happen if there was another force in that hole? When Naruto cannot summon a toad, and wakes up Seras, what chain of events ensue upon them? B (Bella) is a cat shifter who has lived a hard life after her family was slaughtered by vampires.The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.- When there's a will, I want to be in it."It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious! Alv Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? *blushes*Me: ..out..Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Now Beacon's favorite little Huntress in training is going to show all of Remnant just how special her knees really are. On the way to Diagon Alley for the first time Harry meets and befriends, setting himself on a new path as he fights to make his own place in the society that would seek to control him and work on changing it his own way. After finally reaching adulthood, Etna and Flonne decide to take a "vacation" to escape Laharl's tantrums. At the night of the attack at the Potter home, Harry Potter also known as Ryu, disappeared from Britain and Europe and was not found until fourteen and a half years later.Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.3. "Sorry, I'm getting into lots of quotes..just so friggin funny? If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile. Mana: *Smacks me on the head with a gun*Me: What the $$#% hell!!! Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? They crashland in the Dursley's backyard, and witness the abuse of a little boy... Lucy ran away from home a few months after her mother's death and got lost at sea and was later picked up by Whitebeard and his crew. And will later return to the Wizardry World to compete in a tournament with her crew. She will reappear with some surprises with her that will shock everyone and make them question their beliefs.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$. I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients. Alv is probably harrassing Tweedle Dee about her elegance while Tweedle Dee is insulting Alv1 accidentally kicked 10? Thanks to Alice Tanya is there to help Bella in her time of need. Bella had forgotten though, what lurks in the dark. But all that goes to waste when she goes into a coma. As consequence of that, he was killed to show people what happens when you betray the gods.Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.14. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.18. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.20. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.22. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. He then said: "Listen sir..I wasborn I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? This explains a lot actually Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? But with Orochimaru, the Akatsuki and many others coming out of the woodwork to ruin his plans, that isn't going as well as it should. Will is having trouble sleeping, Shagon too in a way . Sometimes family has to step in and help where others will not, but family is sometimes complicated... YR 3 - Petunia is lost in medication and kind and gentle hands save her. Artemis kills her, Apollo curses her to never love again. Shaggy remembers his time as a teacher at Ghoul School, and realizes his student would be graduating (with the exception of one) that year.My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.15. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When yougo in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. "The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Especially when the world could end even if they do stop Madara's plans. will Matt's quick thinking get Will into more trouble? When Sally dies, she prays that someone saves her son's life. Shaggy and Scooby make plans to go visit without the gang.Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. After living in an alley together, one cold winter night, the kitten saves him from freezing to death by attracting the attention of a certain cat-loving wizard... Early in their adventure, Inuyasha rescues a young boy from a flock of crow demons.Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. After her death, Lily Potter's soul somehow finds it's way into an artificial being. But as a result of this, the toddler has imprinted himself on her.
Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. What's 1's reaction: Mana: Hurt her and you die Alv You got dumped by someone. A-ou: ..right back baby sis *goes to beat the asshole up*You compete in a tournament. Tweedle Dee: Kick their butts but always be elegant and polite about it You can't stop laughing. Who all is involved in the Templar's plans and how will Bloom stop them? (Some Weasley-not all of them- and Dumbles bashing does occur)Dumbledore chose wrong. [Cowriter: Pokemaster94]Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. After getting Harley away from the Joker, the two are now dating.